When my tub got a crack, I had to tear it out with a sledge hammer. Once it was out, I didn't have the money for repairs so here it sits - empty, empty, empty.
The tub had a crack,
it had to go.
The only thing is,
I ran out of dough.
No tub, no tile,
and carpet to boot,
this was going to take
a whole lotta loot!
The ugly bath contest
was a blessing you see.
Knights in tile armor
will be the key.
To a brand new bathroom,
tub, tile the works.
Tile Meister and Channel 5
will work out the quirks.
If only I win
the ugliest bath contest,
Tile Meister will be there
to do their best!!
No tub, no tile, and carpet to boot
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